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mags does not like grumpy people (magratmcg) wrote,
@ 2010-02-27 19:48:00

four; my beautiful babies
Thank you my dear friends for your previous votes! It seems by the popular vote I should have a dog, so obviously I went with the opposite choice.

They love each other already! The darker one is named Panda the lighter is Puck. Sadly, I will not be dressing them up in any funny clothing. Oddly enough I agree that you shouldn't dress up your pets. No offense to anyone, I just wouldn't want someone grabbing me and forcing me to wear a silly costume. ~~Never again-~~

An old woman today told me I have an incredibly large and unattractive smile. Would it be wrong for me to tell her that her face looked like someone took a Beater's bat, soaked it in old hag juice and hit her with it? Hypothetically speaking, of course.

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	notsavage 2010-02-28 02:08 am UTC (link)
	That is incredibly cute. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	magratmcg 2010-02-28 02:16 am UTC (link)
	Isn't it? I can already tell that Puck is going to be the clingy one. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	fidgeter 2010-02-28 03:41 am UTC (link)
	Fucking hell...that's unnecessarily adorable. Makes me feel all warm and fuzzy and squeaky. It's not wrong if it's true. Just blunt. Like the bat that someone beat her about the head with. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	magratmcg 2010-02-28 03:47 am UTC (link)
	I made you feel squeaky? Well that's an accomplishment. Exactly what I was thinking. Silly bird made such a fuss. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

fidgeter
2010-02-28 03:52 am UTC (link)

I felt like a sound. Congratulations. That hasn't happened since I felt...Okay I don't think I've felt like another sound before.

Well, give the hag a bit of slack here. You'd be bitter and angry and want to make others feel bad if you were that hideous. She just needs a hug. Which she'll never get. As tiny children run away from her in tears.

I'm not sure if the tiny children are crying from laughter or fright though. That would require me to over think this whole hypothetical thing and I'd never do that.

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	magratmcg 2010-02-28 04:00 am UTC (link)
	I definitely feel special now. I don't think I've ever felt like a sound. Maybe buzz but that's used differently. I don't think I will ever see her again. Our paths have met and now we have gone our separate ways and now I will forever be the woman who had to remind her of how horrible she is. Perhaps I made the world better, maybe she'll be a lot nicer now. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	fidgeter 2010-02-28 04:09 am UTC (link)
	I think I'd like to feel woosh. I think it'd be like flying but more intense. Or even worse... (Reply to this) (Parent)